Piggy Says

Want to share some choice Pig quotes from recent months. Unfortunately he mainly speaks German so some are not funny in English, but below examples survive translation:

• Mommy, if the baby is here why do you still have a big stomach?
• What happens after someone dies?
• If I wear this hat don't I look chic ? (He actually used the word chic, but with a German pronounciation)
• I hear you, I just don't do it
• Why am I the one doing all the work around here. You and Papi have to do something as well
• You're not my friend anymore
• You're the best Mommy
• Don't I sing well?
• Oh man, they ran out of money again! (His response to the upteenth reportage on the economic crisis)
• Who's bigger, Papi or me? Me. Who's bigger, Mommy or me? Me. Who's bigger, Monchichi or me, Monchichi (I don't quite understand his angle on this one, but he repeats this litany fairly often, and generally laughs at the end)