Sunday, August 28, 2005

Short Break from the City

Jochen's parents invited us to meet them for part of their walking holiday, and luckily this was the perfect weekend to be outdoors. We met them noon Saturday in the boonies (ok, near Marburg if that means anything to you non-Germans) and made tours both days before returning to Cologne earlier this evening. Hans and Helga are great hiking companions because of their vast knowledge of plants and trees and insect life. Given the season I had high hopes of engaging them to gather some chanterelles, perhaps even a porcini or two. We did see plenty of mushrooms along the way, but my mother-in-law had to let me down gently each time. This one above (forgot the name) is poisonous and turns purple when you break it open. Good to know nature is partly, if not all, idiot-proof.



Of course, the fact is not lost on us that the invite was rather for the Pig's than our company, but who's complaining when the grands take him for the night, take him for the afternoon so we can go hang out in the sauna? My parents can't wait to have the Pig when we go skiing this winter...we can't, either!

Pig gets a free ride when we go walking, but the minute he's let out of the sack he's all over the place, making tracks. This afternoon he found cruising along the benches so hilarious he kept yelping in triumph and laughing his head off. Here is our petit cochon finding ol' mom, when he should be sniffing for truffles...

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Pig in Holy Land

Cologne's big party of the year is nearly over. We kept our distance, but still felt the amazing energy of the 800,000+ visitors to World Youth Day - organised by the wild and crazy Catholic Church. Two years ago when the countdown clock to this weeklong event was erected (no Greeks, these Germans!) I thought it was so cool the organisers wanted put up 70,000 people in private homes...I mean, would this idea fly in Chicago or NYC or anywhere outside Iowa? Two colleagues at work are each hosting 4 people, and in addition to opening up their homes they also lay out breakfast for them every day...at 5am. What we hear is somehow the pilgrims are kept busy daily until midnight. What do they do all this time ???

Well, I didn't track down a schedule, but behind our building there's a church and every night this week the kids have been singing themselves silly or blasting Robbie Williams (I know, I also didn't realize he was Catholic). On the one trip I made into town this week with Pig I did see them dropping off lots of cash and boosting our local economy. All this between bible study-a-thons, I'm sure. So you ask, how does one spot a WYD pilgrim? Stigmatas aside, they carry these terrifying WYD backpacks, or wear wimples or cassocks, or are waving flags proclaiming their places of origin. I know I said earlier I liked the idea of hosting strangers (because I'm all for free lodging), but for those of you who have travelled with me you know I actually don't even like talking to strangers on vacation. It's annoying overhearing people (those younger than I am now, at least) trying to sound cool to each other, and it, like, makes me gag, you know? Or it'll go like this one time in Switzerland when we were in a gondola with 3 other Americans. Upon realizing I come from the US and seem to be familiar with Europe, one old dude asked if I were a stewardess. It was an insulting yet flattering moment...I should have tossed my hair and said yes. The jetsetting glamour that could have been mine!

So since I'm not personally on vacation, on a whim I will talk to strangers visiting Cologne. My good deeds this week were directing some WYDers to the best gelato place in town (it was unsolicited, so stop snickering. I was minding my own business and heard someone ask where they can buy good ice cream. It would have been uncharitable not to speak up) and chatting with this other WYD group from Washington State on our way to market this morning. I wasn't going to, but eveyone on the street ignored this troupe passing by, and it struck me the Germans are not big on small talk, either. So it was up to me, and I must say the girls were taken aback when I piped up. I ended by wishing them favourable weather tonight and they knew already from the last few days they needed every prayer - finale is all of them camping outside Cologne then waking up tomorrow to celebrate Mass with the Pope. If it rains... Woodstock III!

What does this all have to do with the Pig? Nothing, except I had to bait Hsin to read to the end...We actually didn't take out the camera this week, so here's a gratuitous pic from last month.


Sunday, August 14, 2005

All Summer in a Day

It's mid August but the rainy season continues in Cologne. A small reprieve came yesterday so we hightailed it to our usual stomping grounds outside the city for a short walk - made shorter and slower because I picked the wrong shoes and had to shuffle along painfully...what a shame. Pig enjoyed the outing immensely, and the topic of the day turned to listing his current likes and dislikes, which we're happy to pass along:


Piggy Loves:

Cars, buses, motorcycles and anything that makes a revving sound. Lights. Bread. Getting tickled. Splashing in his bath. Standing up, jumping around. Dancing with his mommy. Being sung to. Playing with spoons. Banging on the table. Grabbing our glasses. Grabbing mommy's hair from the back (see disheveled hair above)


Piggy Hates:

Fisher-Price Classical Chorus Singing Stars Gym (which I made Hsin drag here from the US and still makes him cry, nearly 5 months after introduction...minor digression, I had no clue what I was doing when I picked this toy from the lineup. I did make the mistake of BELIEVING in the glowing reviews on Amazon. Can anyone tell me if they're for real or do toy makers hire hacks to write "my daughter Ashleighee played with it for hours on end, and we loved the musical medleys"?!!). Getting dressed. Sudden noises (except engines). Babyfood spinach. Getting tired. Being put down on his back. Watching others eat without being offered anything.

Of course, all this may change based on the mammoth discovery made this morning: Pig has spout his first tusk!! Despite valiant efforts we have failed miserably to secure any visual evidence to pass on - you'll have to take our word for now, but rest assured we're already nostalgic for the passing of the toothless grin!



(ok Hsin, happy?)

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Shiver in My Bones Just Thinking About the...

We'd made plans with friends and bought our tickets a few weeks back, so when it started pouring yesterday afternoon there was pretty much no way out. We finally trooped out around 8:30pm into the rain and joined other staunch ticket holders (I'm guessing no one was stupid enough to buy tickets that evening?) for the annual Summer Night at the Zoo. No, it wasn't as bad as all that. There was always shelter along the way in the form of the Elephant House or a stop with the lemurs. The penguins and sea lions were pretty much in their element, anyway, and the rhinos and bisons look like they hardly felt a thing. The polar bears and brown bears obviously knew better and went to the Hyatt already. I guess I felt badly for the animals having to pull a double shift as well as kiddies I saw trudging through the downpour. But as our friend Frank made clear, they're born here, they know a thing or two about the weather in Cologne. Hmm, bad weather as your birthright...I suppose it's like freezing your butt off each year trying to hustle Halloween candy in Chicago - you didn't let that get to you as a kid, right?

The Cologne Zoo is smaller than the Lincoln Park Zoo, but about on par with the one in St Paul, MN. Unlike these two, however, it's not free admission (score point for the US). Then again, donor rosters are discreetly displayed and buildings are still named for animals or locations, not rich people. Given we live only steps away, earlier this year I bought a membership and envisioned hours, hours of fun for Felix to bond with the okapis or baboons. Our 4 visits so far since May have resulted in 100% success rate to induce sleep within the first half hour. The utter boredom a 9 month old can express is as dry as day-old zwieback...On this night Felix was snug under his rain cover and set a new PR of 13:34.

In addition to the animals there were lots of musical acts and entertainment scattered throughout the zoo and the botanical gardens. The place was festively lit, the local tv station crews were on hand, but the people who operated the tiki cocktail bar, the paella station, the bratwurst grills and the beer stands probably didn't see much business on this night. The pretzels we bought were wet and gluey. Still, the addictive powers of German Schlagermusik and oldies rock renditions pushed our buttons to sing along and dance a few steps, and set our mood to enjoy other frolics along the way....


Monday, August 01, 2005

Roadhog at the Finish


Nearing the end of his 25 day tour Cologne-Chicago-Frankfurt-Immenstadt-Cologne, Felix congratulates Jochen on an awesome triathlon finish...not necessarily for the swim time but for his Pappy's come-from-behind results and his thorough enjoyment of the experience, even the killer 90km bike route. I'm humbled by what Jochen and Andreas accomplished and can only imagine the amount of DIY they could bring to completion if they put their energies to proper ends (if!). Me? It was mildly inspirational, but won't get me off my ass anytime soon. Am however fascinated by such elaborate guy bonding rituals - me and the girls just pick up the phone and meet minds on Oprah or wedding planning, no sweat. Still, if anyone out there has an interesting challenge they'd like to propose - let's be realistic, say 06 - give me a shout!


We returned home last Monday evening patting ourselves on the back for the near-flawless logistics of coordinating Felix's various stops. Having said that, we're all grateful to be home, and the little guy proceeded to share his views by sleeping through the night for the first time in weeks. That we now get at least 7 hrs of snooze nonstop coupled with his newfound mobility is driving Pig's cuteness ratings to record highs...all of which may well change as soon as he gains cruising speed and wreaks havoc around the apt. This week, for the record: he is suuuch a good baby, we are so in love!
 

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